All over a squirrel

Mark E. Smith makes the Drudge Report! (He had to kill squirrels to do it, though.)

(Aside: In an attempt to come up with a witty title for this post ("Squirreling around?" "No." "Um, The Fall...oh, nevermind."), I learned that "squirreling" is "the alteration or misapplication of the texts of Scientology's founder" and is considered a "high crime." )